Confusion.

Text conversation with Man:

"I wanna come see you tonight, so badly"

"But you have to work tomorrow. Just a few more days!"

"Tomorrow?! I got nothin'! My one day off. Should I? Or wait..."

"You have tomorrow off? Then, yes!"

Later, phone conversation with Man:

"Have you been drinking?"

"Drinking... Mountain Dew!"

"So, are you coming? It's getting late..."

"Um, I think not. I'm a sleepy puppy, we should just wait until next week"

"Then, what's that noise?" (wooshing noise, sounds like he's driving)

"The air conditioner"

"Uh...."

"Do you like air conditioning?"

"Uhmmm.... so I guess you're not coming"

"My phone's almost out of batteries"

"So plug it in?"

"I could, the charger is right here, but..."

"Ok, so, not coming."

"Don't think so. Don't stay up too late, ok?"

Confusion.

I guess he's not coming. My man isn't the type of guy to trick me into being surprised. Somehow, I still have the overpowering urge to shave my legs. I call back later. Straight to voicemail. Why doesn't he just plug it in? Unless he's in the car...

Confusion.

Oh well, another day, I guess.

Update:
That car I hear. It's parking. I peek. Gold/brown oldsmobile. We still haven't named it. I didn't ever shave my legs. He's such a devil...